Me : Somebody got to know about the sin I committed last week. I thought it was our secret!!!
Satan : What could I do. Was pretty bored then I guess.
Me : What the...?
Satan : Was talkin' to this angel dude. Ran short of topics and things to talk about. Caught hold of this thing. I hope you really mind.
Me : God!!! You really suck.
Satan : Oh! I thought you were talkin to me.
Me : Fuck you!
Satan : When?
Me : Aaaarrrgh! Bugger off.
Satan : You seem pissed.
Me : You think!!!
Satan : Anyhoo, we here are makin sure you stay depressed all the time. Things workin well aren't they?
Me : I'm happy dammit.
Satan : Aaah! Can you hear the music of the lie detectors screaming?
Me : Shut the fuck up!!
Satan : You're pretty lame and useless ya know. Can help you out you know?
Me : How desperate do you think I am!
Satan : Twice your ego. And thats ummm...pretty Big!
Nrkey Menon has signed off
...obeying the voices in my head...
Saturday, April 19, 2008
Conversations with the Anti-God - 1
Thoughts put to words by NRkey Menon at 4:09 AM
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3 comments:
it should be "twice your belly" ;). m sure thts bigger than your ego :)
Ha! well laugh all u want, soon i shall hit the ghyym and then u shall shall consider me one of the 300 spartans. :)!!
i thought that was a plan B that never existed :)..
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